The Religion Of The Ladder

The Ladder is 10 thousand years old. It is older than all religions, Greek mythology, and even science. People who believe in The Ladder are blessed with abilities like being a 20-year-old without a social media presence. That's why The Trump Shooter Ladder-Boy the Bringer of Noises almost succeeded. He believed in The Ladder, and that's also why the head of the Secret Service resigned because she couldn't answer the questions since she also believed in The Ladder. The only question is, do you believe in the Ladder, America?